w . o . n . d . e . r . w . i . s . h .

Meli. 19. MIA.

That was so beautiful


That was so beautiful

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my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

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as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

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i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view

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So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have I ask, “can I help you find anything else today?” She responded with, “A million bucks.” The elderly man behind her said, “Ma’am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror.” Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten.

This man is at least 80 years old and his pussy game is immortal.

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if i like u and u call someone else hot i will probably fall apart

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why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

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id rather fall in lava than fall in love

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there are about 7.5 billion people in the world right now damn that is soooo many butts

how many

like at least 15

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My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them. Laurell K. Hamilton  (via castielkingofsass)

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*skips school to catch up on tv shows*

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