w . o . n . d . e . r . w . i . s . h .

Meli. 19. MIA.
elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

(Source: vausexual, via thistwit)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

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tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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lostoncementtrails:

squiddious:

cheezy98151:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

there’s a word for thatimage

hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..

hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies

That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.

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austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

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nialllhoran:

"i’d date a fan" horton hears a bitch ass liar

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Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it’ll always get you the right ones John Lennon   (via terrible)

(Source: anne-lennon, via h0rrificdreams)

headstrongwolf:

you are now now rockin with

will.i.am and

britney britney

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